Ok. Listen up Freshies. We, the seniors (or what we call the veterans) would want to make your entry to the college world as less painful as possible. If you can't keep up, you will die. Here are some survival tips that we, veterans, can give you! So know this by heart or else, YOU WILL DIE!
1.) Ok. We understand that you are proud that you are now part of the most expensive school in town. Now GET OVER IT! (don't wear your ID's outside school, for God's sake!)
2.) Use the infirmary services. You are paying bucks for their crappy services so just use it. Pretend that you're sick so you can get an excuse from class.. They will give you a medical slip... Yes, that will do the trick.
3.) There is an unspoken rule inside the campus: Don't wear fake labels! Especially LV Bags! (We can tell which is genuine and which is not).
4.) If you're a b*tch, please transfer to another school. We already have enough b*tches in school.
5.) Join clubs and orgs, that will define you. You can join geek clubs or fame clubs, just join them. You need friends.
6.) Don't buy a notebook for every subject. You don't wanna carry them in your expensive bag. Unless you wanna wear backpacks and look like that explorer we see on TV.
7.) Don't be a social phony! There's no "social climbing" sport during Ateneo Fiestas.
8.) If you wanna keep your affair a secret, don't date under the acacia tree at the backfield. People from the NCB can see you.
9.) McDonalds is an extension of our school canteen... Own it! ok? (and so is Mr. Donuts)
10.) Friday is "Fashion Day". You can strut your stuff and swagger at the cat walk (fronting the Chapel) every Friday. That's your runway baby.
11.) Always make sure that you can find a classmate who loves to scribble down notes. You will need his/her notes to photocopy during exams.
12.) Don't write lectures at the back of your notebooks. You will need that space for doodling when you're bored at class.
13.) Attend acquaintance parties! It's like prom but 20 folds better! You don't wanna miss the fun!
14.) Don't feel like you own the place, ok? We still own it, so BACK OFF! (It will be yours once we're gone, anyway)
15.) Oh. You can sleep at the library. The place is cool.
16.) Beware of Crabs and Snakes. They can be seen anywhere.
17.) If you think you're the hottest thing in High School, when you enter college, it's back to zero. It's a race to popularity.
18.) The hottest guy and girl in campus is already taken. So stop dreaming.
19.) Attend classes. (I think that's the only good thing I ever said here. LOL)
20.) Make a hard copy of this blog because you might want to look at it whenever you're unsure inside the campus. :)
There you have it Ladies and Gentlemen... I hope I was able to boost your confidence. Make your first day your best day. Make good impressions. Ok? Alright. Bye.
